Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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