No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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