So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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