ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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