You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm always down for nudity.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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