even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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