Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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