i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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