I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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