He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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