you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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