You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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