is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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