Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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