Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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