So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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