absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The air was thick with penises
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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