As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's shark week go big or go home
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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