I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
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I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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