We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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