So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize