we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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