Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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