It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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