theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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