Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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