Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
