Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just threw up on my dentist
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
