HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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