i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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