toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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