I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He? As in you personified your dick?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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