what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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