A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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