I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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