i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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