whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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