I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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