I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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