wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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