Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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