the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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