: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That's intense
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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