just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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