you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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