I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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