i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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