she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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