My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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