I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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