i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
