But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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