New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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